Legend of Zelda dream!! <3

Tee hee. This is most definitely the coolest dream I've had in a while. What made it a little difficult to follow (and write about) was that the dream switched off between me actually being Link and me just being there watching (at one point, the two actually converge).

Ok ok, so it all started with a hike. I was hiking along this trail with my friend Pamela, and she lets me read a paper she wrote. She trailed ahead as I slowed down to read (with my coordination, that was a wise idea). After reading the paper, I looked up and the world began to blur.

Next thing I know, I’m looking down at myself sleeping while Pamela is trying to wake me up. I experiment with my floating ability, and I’m assuming some higher power got tired of waiting for me to master the flying thing so I guess the world just shifted to place me where I was supposed to be.

I ended up at the entrance to the very first temple in twilight princess. Hooray! Cool, I get to do hero stuff now (I’m still myself). I couldn't get the blasted door open at first, so I just kept kicking it until the world adjusted to my needs once again.

When I was through the door I was looking upon a very unexpected sight: instead of foresty coolness, a funeral setting lay before me. I remember the carpet's being red and a bunch of people were crying. I look around and then I see why-- Link (in a red tunic) is lying on top of a coffin. The bolero of fire from ocarina of time is playing. All I can remember saying was, "BWACK!" I run at link, trip, and sort of fall inside him. Then BOOM! I AM Link. A w e s o m e.

Now that I am Link, I set off to help Zelda. By just exiting the same door I came through, I find Zelda. That was easy. She tells me all the stuff that's going on (don't quite remember) and then she sets off to do her part of the mission. She takes off in a little boat with an elderly couple. The minute she leaves the shore, a bunch of monsters attack.

Zelda screams to be taken back to help me, but the old couple reply, "this boat may only turn back once it has reached its initial destination. So there I am, fighting all the bad guys while I watch Zelda float to some distant dock and come back.
When she arrives ashore, these huge wings burst out of her back. They were quite beautiful...I was jealous. Before she can even help me in my predicament, Ganondorf grabs her with a metal claw from a helicopter (a very Team Rocket thing to do). He begins to fly off as Zelda is brought inside the helicopter. I began to scream all sorts of HIYAAAs and KWAAAs when I feel a gentle tap on the shoulder.

The elderly couple said, "you know, he may not leave with her if he has more cargo than he intended." SCORE! So I just take a running leap at the helicopter and grab on to the legs as it lifts off. Realizing that he has "more cargo than he intended," he just seems to be able to fly higher (instead of heading where he originally intended).

In an attempt to shake me off, he starts moving the helicopter in all sorts of physically impossible directions. Muahaha, I am prepared for this. I slip on my iron boots and I am magnetically stuck to the helicopter (Fuck, that is so very clever. I remember the first time I saw that in twilight princess, I was like O_O whooooaaaaaa!!!!)

Ganondorf tries to catch me, but in doing so, he drops his guard and I am able to scoop Zelda into my very nice arms. ^_^ Then, the stupid shithead fucks it all up somehow and I am forced to drop Zelda. He tries to catch me, but I just take off the iron boots and fall toward Zelda. I grab her, kinda form a case around her with my body, and we fall into the ocean.

In the middle of the ocean, we look for shore. We see the elderly couple coming in the boat and swim over to them. They simply reply, "can't pick up people mid journey." Gah! >_<. So we had to swim alongside them until they reach the dock before we can get into the boat.

We get into the boat, and...

I wake up T_T -___-

Shitty ending, but way fun on the way to that shit.